Now, I don't live in the safest part of the neighborhood, but it's also not the most dangerous. You know those campus emails you get about crimes? Well, UCI gets them once a year.. here, we get them 3-4 times a week. 1-2 of those will be about the street I live on.
Anyway, you know that hilarious Mad TV skit... "Giiirrlllll, the back of your head looks ridiculous!!"
The van proceeded to slow down on the street as it was heading towards me, then it completely stopped. The guys then stuck their head out the windows while I just kept walking without turning back (I've had friends that stop to talk to people like that, seriously girls, just ignore it). Then, it began.. "Ey... eyyy! Ey! Come here! Ey, sexy.. come here.. stop walking.. sexy, come back! What?? You don't like African Americans? Come here, baby. You so fine, what are you, Cambodian? Korean? Aww... come on baby don't be like that!"
Really? Really??! Is that what's supposed to make me turn around and fall in love with you?
"Oh my gosh? Did.. did you call me sexy AND baby?? Wow, you're a keeper! You guys are SOOO cute, yes, let me give you my number so we can hang out!"
Really? It's ridiculous! And even if you were a van filled with white CEO's, I still wouldn't turn around to talk to you. At least they guessed part of my ethnicity correctly, gotta give them props for that, right?
hahaha no Lyd, no props whatsoever! when you come back next month, I'm getting you pepper spray!
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