Last night, I went out to a bar to celebrate a friend's birthday (low-key, don't worry, still recovering from my birthday..). We were talking about how he got all the right signals from this girl, they even kissed for crying out loud, but she stopped returning his calls and became "too busy" to hang out. I honestly felt so bad for him because she was such a tease. Hair flip, lean into his arm reach, 50-50 lean to kiss, he was reading all the signals!
So then, I get into a conversation with all of the other guys and find out that apparently, I've been giving the wrong signals to guys my whole entire life. I like to twist and play with my earrings when I get nervous or just when I talk to people.. gives me something to do with my hands (don't think about it, perv). To guys, that's a sign of interest. I like to make sure my friends get to their cars safely so I always offer to walk them back. To guys, that's a sign you want to kiss them. And apparently, in Iowa, that's a sign that he'll get some boob action (beware of midwestern guys, ladies!). The whole playing with the hair thing, I see how that can come off, but I always do that when I don't do the earring thing.. oopsies, gotta watch myself. If you blink, that's a sign you want to kiss, so listen carefully, if you're NOT interested in a guy.. do NOT, I repeat, do NOT blink!!!
Ok, ok, so I'm joking on that one. He only meant that the girl was just standing there delaying time for that kiss. At any rate, he did emphasize that he hates it when girls play games because it confuses the male population of whether or not we're interested (hmm.....). He also says he hates indecisive girls. When a guy asks your opinion about what to eat, what movie to watch, etc.. don't say, "I don't care," have a freaking mind of your own!
But at the end of the day, the chase is what always gets us. It's the thrill of not knowing if we can have them or not or it's the excitement of being the one chased after, so fuck it, play on, playa' ;)
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