I was working out at the gym today, lifting my weights.. yeah, that's right. I lift weights. Why are you so surprised?! I got gloves and everything.. that's how legit I am. Yeah, and you know how much I can lift?!! Yeah?!! Well.. I.. won't tell you cause.. I'll probably embarrass you and make you feel bad about how much YOU don't lift....
Anyway, I was doing that machine that works out your quads and there's another guy working out his arms right across from me.. we're literally facing each other. And I hate when that happens cause not only do guys make the funniest faces when they work out.. I realized I do too. Awkward.
So I glanced at him really quickly and thought to myself, "Wow, he has some pretty big muscles.." Then I looked again and was like...
Of course, that all happened in my head. And it wasn't even like as huge as that picture above, but his whole body was just proportioned so much bigger. His leg was probably 3 of mine and his arm was my entire body!!!! (Yeah, yeah.. cue jokes about how that's basically everyone.. shut it!) I really, really, REALLY wanted to take a picture for y'all, but too many bad scenarios were playing in my head.
"Um.. hey.. can I take a picture of your arm and my arm for comparison?"
"Excuse me.. how'd you get so big?!!"
"So... yeah.. um... are you a giant? Your body is SO BIG!"
Yeah. I don't think so. I thought I could do the whole Asian fob thing where I'd never seen muscular men in my life so I wanted to take a picture to show my Asian people back home. But then I realized I work out all the time and if I ran into him again... how awkward would that be?
you just freaking crack me up lydie. crack me up!
ReplyDeleteremember our game? would you rather walk around with huge muscles looking like the guy in your picture all day, or be bald for the rest of your life?
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